how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.
|friend:||geez everytime i get in your car you're playing Infinity On High, do you not have any other music|
|me:||shit you're right|
|me:||*puts on Folie à Deux*|
If you didn’t fall in love with Andrew Garfield in this scene you’re lying.
If you didn’t fall in love with Emma Stone in this scene you’re lying.
If you weren’t already in love with Emma Stone before this scene…
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
[NERVOUSLY SHAKING] SO I SEE YOU LIKE FALL OUT BOY
[AWKWARDLY PUSHES GLASSES UP] WOULD YOU MAYBE
[KNEES SHAKY HANDS SWEATY] LIKE TO
[DEEP INHALE SHAKY VOICE] BE FRIENDS