From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people.
"ur such a qt"
am I calling you cute?
or am I calling you a quentin tarantino?
you’ll never know
that feeling you get when someone texts you first is literally the best because youre like “wow you were actually thinking about me”
There’s a lot of spaz inside of me. I know people don’t want to see it throughout the day, so I figure, why not unleash it all onstage.
Joseph Mark “Joe” Trohman (born September 1, 1984)
Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.
"I’m not gonna do the Ice Bucket Challenge. I’m very sorry. It’s not gonna make a difference if I do it or not. Everyone knows about the Ice Bucket Challenge by this point. So instead, I wanted to do what it seems like a lot of people who do the Ice Bucket Challenge don’t do, which is talk about ALS, explain what ALS is. I mean, that was the point, right? […] I’m glad the Ice Bucket Challenge is giving ALS all this attention. […] Like I’ve said, I’m gonna donate a thousand dollars." (via)
i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about